Insta Pick Up Lines

I'm not against you double-tapping my posts, especially if they're about you.

You're like a beautiful filter that makes even the most ordinary moments look extraordinary.

My most-liked post is still the one I took of you... in my heart.

I'm like the Explore page on Insta, constantly trying to show you the best content... starting with you.

You're so photogenic, you'd make my Instagram feed look like a fashion magazine.

Is that an Insta-filter, or are you just glowing naturally?

I'm not a stalker, but I'd love to follow you on Insta... if you let me.

Let's make our lives a little more Instagrammable... together.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can still capture your heart on Insta.

I must be an Instagram filter, because I'm making you look amazing!

Your Insta bio says you're looking for someone to caption your adventures. Can I fill that role?

Hey girl, are you an Instagram filter? Because you make everything look amazing.

Is your Insta private? Because only the chosen few should be following something this special.

I'm like an Instagram post without hashtags, lost and in need of some likes from you.

Sorry, I don't have any good captions for this pick-up line, but it's definitely a keeper!

Girl, I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. On Insta, that is.

If Instagram was a bakery, you'd be the sweetest treat. And no, I'm not just talking about your sugar-coated captions!

I'm not bragging, but I'm a pro at making #nofilter selfies. Can you give me a shot?

I've got 99 followers, but a like from you would make my day.

You're like an Instagrammable moment, and I want to capture your beauty with a double tap.

Girl, you're like an Instagram filter—you make everything look perfect.

I've been trying to find the perfect caption for a picture of you, but I can't find anything that's as beautiful as you are.

I'm not sure if you're a real person or just a really good Instagram bot.

Your profile pic is so cute, it made me forget to use a filter on my own selfies.

You've got more followers than the Kardashian-Jenner clan.

Can I be your new follower? Because I'm ready to like all your posts and give you all the heart emojis.

I'm not sure if I should DM you or just like every picture you post.

You must be a social media influencer, because I'm totally following you.

I've been scrolling through my feed all day, but I can't find a picture as stunning as you.

Are you the Instagram algorithm? Because you're showing me exactly what I want to see.