Computer Pick Up Lines

You're like a quantum computer, you're both beautiful and impossibly mysterious.

If you were a processor, you'd be an i9 'cause you're absolutely top-of-the-line.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.

Let's delete the distance between us and install a LAN connection.

You must be a 404 error because I can't find you anywhere.

Are you a computer virus? Because you've infected my thoughts.

I'm like a computer builder, and you're the perfect component for my dream system.

You must be a firewall because you're blocking my attempts to flirt with you.

I've got a "RAM-tastic" idea: How about we create some memories together?

If you were a binary code, you'd be a 10 because you're perfect from every angle.

Are you a computer virus? Because you're totally infecting my system!

Is your name Norton? Because you're a certified antivirus for my lonely heart.

I'm like a computer with too many tabs open, but you're the only one I want to focus on.

You must be a motherboard, because you're the backbone of this connection.

I'm a hopeless romantic, just like the blue screen of death.

Are you a software update? Because you've made my system run smoother than ever before.

I'm not a hacker, but I can't help but steal your heart.

You must be the "Caps Lock" key, because you're turning me on with a single click.

Are you a computer engineer? Because you know how to fix my broken heart.

You're like the internet, I can't imagine my life without you.